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Winter, You're Drunk

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Dear Winter,
I am writing you this letter because I don't think I can do this face to face. There's no easy way to say this, so I just will: this just isn't working out, and I think we need to see other people. I know you've been trying to make this work, but you are just so overbearing, and I feel like I am being smothered.

Please leave my spare key in the mailbox. Don't make this all weird, OK?
Paul

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VideoWizard2006's avatar
But what's so bad about it? You can be inside, reading a nice book, curled up by the fire, as snow falls lightly outside. Oh wait, that's called late fall. I'd imagine that would be real old by, say, the Winter Solstice, after which Winter has no purpose. And you then still have late December, and all of January, February, March and often most of April before it truly thaws out. Brrr...

So many people are starting to come down here to Florida, that they're bringing the cold down with them! It should not be 52 degrees F on November 18 at 2pm in Tampa Bay!