I am writing you this letter because I don't think I can do this face to face. There's no easy way to say this, so I just will: this just isn't working out, and I think we need to see other people. I know you've been trying to make this work, but you are just so overbearing, and I feel like I am being smothered.
Please leave my spare key in the mailbox. Don't make this all weird, OK?
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